FROM SPECTRE TO SUNBATHER
After all those epic battles and countless renegade or paragon decisions, you've earned yourself a one-way ticket to paradise. It's time to kick back, relax, and let the galaxy take care of itself.
The Mass Effect Pleasant Retirement Beach Towel is your personal invitation to the ultimate retirement party on the sandy shores of tranquility. Picture this: you, reclining on this luxurious towel, sipping Serrice Ice Brandy while the gentle ocean breeze massages your battle-hardened physique. Now that’s what we call the good life!
The Pleasant Retirement Beach Towel features Mass Effect imagery so you can bring your crew to your next vacation: a human chilling on the sand with a Turian pal, an Asari swaying in a grass skirt, and the Mako underneath a coconut tree waiting for its final joyride. It’s soft and highly absorbent, so you can bring the comfort of the Citadel to wherever your retirement haven may be.
Now hang up your N7 armor, Commander, and prepare for your final mission: soaking up the sun and letting the galaxy salute you for a job well done.
Material: 100% Cotton
Size of Towel: 76 X 152 CM/30” x 60”